Saturday, August 9, 2014

I WISH I HAD A GF !!!



                        Everyperson have wishes that they want it to happen and i m no alien from that ! Yes , i have lots of wishes. This blog is all about  my top priority wish , oh come on! not only me most guys have this wish i suppose . If a girl reads this blog ,  this a manual  for atleast how a majority of guys feel .Person who were/are in relationships seeing this blog would be going " Oh dude , you ll regret it " , but I say " Dude, Something is better than nothing you know ". So every incident I share in this blog either mine or my friends story , if you feel like it's your story too then your one among the most guys i ve mentioned earlier and yes a big Hi-5 ! 
                     You know when a guy attains his puberty , its when he is attracted to a girl and start doing some crazy stuff to impress her . Well this puberty thing usually happens to a guy in the school life . Right at that point , I was put into a boys boarding school in my 11 th grade . Well it was good in a way , you know i have never felt jealous about another guy . I need not comb my hair and friendship was in its purest form . I had so much fun at the school but when i just stepped outside my school the world was very different . When i took a  bus , there I see a guy of my age with another girl having fun . I was like " Wow , this guy is lucky ".Then after reaching an intermediate spot , i entered into a restaurant where most of the table filled with couples . When i was seated in the middle of the restaurant it was like a crow in the middle surrounded by a flock of love birds.I realized " Damn eveyone has a Gf" .    That was the time I started to dream " I Wish I had a GF ". I reached my home and i met my old buddies . My feelings augmented when they said " Dude , you  know we have gf's " cool right . I was like " Et tu brute " . This happens in the life of the most guys i ve been mentioning before , when you lay down on your bed and start thinking like 'I wish this had happened or that had happened' . Well when i laydown only thing i would think about is ' I wish I had a GF' . As my sacrifice of my life in a boarding school never went in vain as i scored a par level of mark through which i could get a decent college. So i saw all those movies which showed college life which depicted engineering college students having fun , gf and booze . Got to tell yeah if i can sue the directors of those movies i would. So i had a thinking , my dreams are going to come true . As i ve already done a mistake of going into boarding school in my 11th Grade . Yet another time i made a crappy decision choosing mechanical stream . Then when i went to college the entire thing they project about college is a misnomer . About mechanical stream , flooded with guys who look like terrorist and most are bearded but they re a small kid at they re heart and in rare case if there is a girl in the department, she wont be upto expectations afterall which good looking girl choose mechanical . So only source for me was to  bump into other department girls. As Facebook was at its peak , it was time when katrina kaif was the profile picture of most girls . Mind you , at that time girls with Katrina kaif photo were kinda okay looking , the one with Tamil heroine picture were dull looking , the ones with the baby picture is definitely the dullest among all . So it would be difficult if you give request without seeing her around .Guys these days sure are lucky but they too fall for the editing , nevermind. So we the mechanical students would be as a group and seeing girls . No matter how romantically we look to those girls we were like criminals , rapist and worse stuff like that . Maybe one or two dull looking girls might see the best around there . But you know i had a big expectation . So i find the name of the girls and give requests . A girl who was bomb accepted the request i was like " Who's the boss Now" . And went to tell them this huge thing , they told to me before i could . That was the time i realised these Gorgeous girl dont see the guy in the friend request they just see them as the LIKE count. So  after that I got annoyed and gave request to OK looking girls . Another important fact is these OK looking girls are the girls who make a big scene as if they re some princess . Out of 5 request 2 would accept. I was always optimistic you know ,as 2 is also a good number for me. Then when i see her online . I would do a lot of thinking before sending a single 'Hi'. Then after bracing myself when i do , there wont be a reply and there was sent notification at that time . Then i would send a happy smiley . And all thoughts would go into my mind like " Oh is she ignoring " ," Huh I even dont have the dignity to reply " . Then i would get a reply after sometime as if she was so busy . These type of girls tend to send a word as reply for a paragraph we send pretending to be busy. I know many guys would have chatted with a girl like this .So by chance if you clear all this obstacle and if she is replying good to you . And you ll tell that to your friend . And that jealousy friend who is without a gf will say " Are you kidding me , are you seeing this girl ..come on Dude the girl in the street is better than her ". Though you ll scold him and go . Those words will leave a big impression on you . Then even if she talks well you wont like her . And most girls will take nicely until you answer that question " Which department you are from ? " and if you type " Mechanical" then thats the last time you ll see her online in your chat window . So thats why mechanical rule the college because of the one thing Unity . Guys can be thick friends until a girl comes in .And we mechanical guys use the secondary features of mobile like music camera and stuff but the only time we use the primary feature of a mobile phone when we talk to our parents and our inbox would be flooded with customer care and spam messages . So as life was miserable inside college . We just thought atleast we could see some fun outside. So when I go to movie I ll be going with like 10 guys atleast and shouting for the movie from the starting till the end . This was fun for the first 2 movies we went . Then we started looking around it was like we were like some extincted creatures as every rest of them were with a girl . That night when you go out and when you return and laydown the bed yet another time you ll wish " I Wish I had a Gf ".
And you ll feel funny when some of your friend who has gf is telling a love song is so good . Because after all , I m yet to know how it feels . When a guy in relationship tells me " Dude , I m in pain " . I reply " Sorry Bro , i dont know what that pain means and even though its pain i wish i could experience it " . So i m 22 years Old and still "I Wish I had a GF " .!!! Person with girlfriend may have a thousand problems but a person who doesnt have one a big problem before having that thousand problems which is nothing but having a girl friend.




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